Tyler and Perry of Aerosmith were often called the Toxic Twins, for their legendary intake of stimulants and heroin yet the gorgeous, Mr Steven Tyler, is the sexiest 60 year old Grandad we have ever come across.
Uma Thurman is only 36 and Tinseltown have a bad habit of putting female stars out to pasture as they advance in years. Even though Uma has been voted one of the sexiest Women alive, she could find herself on the scrap heap at any time.
We say, getting old for Women is much more brutal than getting old for Men, so Ladies, we have to keep working on putting this wrong right but in the meantime here are some Hollywood for less gems, for turning back the clock.
Sharpen your memory and your mind with anti-aging brain teasers.
Avoid scoop necklines which will accentuate any saggy bits. Wear a v-neck which will direct any peering eyes upwards, into yours.
Never use soap on your face, instead gently scrub away dead skin cells with sea salt or sugar.
Drink plenty of water for young healthy skin.
Brown age spots, caused by to much sun exposure, are always a tell tale sign of aging. We recommend you mix Castor oil and crushed grape seeds, apply twice daily, to exfoliating the hands and after a month, you will see the spots disappear before your eyes.
And finally, we can all smell younger, apparently. Tests have shown perfumes that contain pink grapefruit, appeared to the opposite sex, six years young than their actual age. Rub yourself all over, after a hot bath with the inside of a pink grapefruit, filled with cheap, unscented thick body cream. You will smell fabulous and keep them all guessing.